letters to dogs on trucks jr.
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To - Dogs on Trucks Jr. sama
From - H. Kittyson, Proprietor, Kittyson Custom Doily Enterprises, Ltd.
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Dear Dogs on Trucks Jr. Sama,
Please help and assist! I am in a situation which calls for your vast expertise in the realm of (term not given) and as you know this is a place in which I am completely out of my league.
The problem has to do with my young nephews, who are in a rock & roll type band with some friends. In any case I think it is similar to rock & roll but I am not quite sure what to call it, to be perfectly honest.
These young men are playing up to three times a week now in various bars and so forth and as I understand it they will be going on a rock & roll tour soon.
Here is my problem: I have been asked to view the band’s new website and was very sad to learn that these pages make my nephew and his pals look like they are in a common garage band when in reality they COMPLETELY KICK TAIL and ought to be headlining at Lollapalooza or something like that.
I don’t want them to think their Auntie is the interfering type, but how can I sit aside while these earnest young men continue to present their work in such an unbecoming way?
Thank you very much for your assistance with this matter. I look forward to hearing your sage advice.
Yours Truly,
Henrietta Kittyson
A Rabid Champion Forever in the Cause for the Rights of the Geijutsuka People
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art & music party in floyd on july 22
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You are invited
to an art & music party
at the Jacksonville Center
in Floyd, Virginia on
Saturday, July 22
from 4 to 7 pm.
All are welcome!
Please feel free to bring:
Friends
Musical instruments
Picnic things
Art samples &tc.
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The Jacksonville Center
is located on Rt. 8 in
Floyd, just 1/2 mile
south of the stoplight.
To learn more about this
event, please call
(540) 745-2784
or visit
ideapark.org > news
Hope to see you there!
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tags for this post - floyd, virginia, music
letters to dogs on trucks jr.
dear dogs on trucks jr. sama.
I have recently learned about the sad plight of the geijutsuka people and am eager to learn how I can help them.
what type of advice can you offer me?
sincerely,
Henrietta K.
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dear Henrietta -
thank you for your letter! I am sure that the Geijutsuka people would be happy to know that you are concerned about their well-being.
however, keep in mind that most Geijutsuka people are by nature very proud, and no matter how hungry and deprived they become, they do not wish to be viewed with any sense of pity.
a little consideration can go a long way in helping to assimilate the Geijutsuka people into the world of People Who Always Have Plenty to Eat. Few Geijutsuka people wish to be regarded as a charity case, and many would prefer to live for weeks on bubblegum, tap water, and cheap coffee if it allowed them to avoid taking a handout from anyone.
thanks very much for writing, Henrietta. I hope to hear from you again soon!
sincerely,
dogs on trucks jr.
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tags for this post - art myth debunking
