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Dear Dogs on Trucks Jr. kun,

Please dude let me get up from the (Ha ha ha ha ha ha ow ow ow!) table, your jokes are too good yo, my guts are about to (Ha ha ha) split over here dude. (Ow!)

Seriously dude these jokes are seriously loaded with Eff The Man factor. If I had known how rich they were going to be I would have only taken one! Or half of one!

Please, Dogs on Trucks Jr. kun, can I please be excused from the Thanksgiving 2.0 table? Daylight has almost run out and I need to go (ha ha ha ha ha ow ow ow!) make sure my dear ones are safe from the Nefarious Mofos. You should go tell your jokes on the audiopark.org talent search, and give my poor guts (Ha ha ha ow ow!) a rest for a bit.

Love,

Granny R.

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Dear Dogs on Trucks Jr. sama,

Granny R. tells me you still have not signed up to tell your jokes on the audiopark.org talent search. Why on Earth not, dude?

Somebody told me that you were afraid of going up against Coal Kitty, since he is going to be performing too. I understand that it might be a bit intimidating to follow an act that beat “The Alliens” by a landslide in the katuah.net Battle of the Bands, but you should really believe in yourself, yo! You’ve got what it takes, dude, I know you do!

Your friend,

Bobcat Brad

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posted by dogs on trucks jr. @ 3:57 PM