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10-28-07 Dogs on Trucks mailbag

Dear Dogs on Trucks jr. sama,

Hello it is I! Your relation. I am writing to give you happy news: Our family is expecting!

We are going to be moving to a brand-new home in the Ayuwa’si area of Virginia just to make room for our wonderful bundle of joy, whom we can’t wait for you to meet.

If the baby is a boy we will name it after you. If it is a girl, though, what do you think we should name the child, and how many of your resources may we promise it?

Sincerely,

Eats With Teeth Like Knives in CA

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Dear Teeth Like Knives san,

Thanks for writing! You are welcome to visit us here, and you are welcome to name your little pup after me, but please do not attempt to settle on lands here, or steal things out of the air from our farm. Ayuwa'si was not created to support a family like yours.

Also, be sure you never trespass near the fabled fountains of ikigai in Ayuwa’si, lest you anger the springs. Disobey this rule and you will be excommunicated from Tengoku-Mura lands without hesitation.

Here is my response to your questions: Aya’sta, and zero, unless your water quality care habits don’t change in the very near future.

With warm wishes for a pleasant Thanksgiving 2.0,

Dogs on Trucks Jr.

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posted by dogs on trucks jr. @ 10:02 AM