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dear Dogs on Trucks jr.

is it true that you owe the Shouseki Flocks money?
just curious to know whether or not we should squash that rumor.

- Gerta in Alberta

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dear Gerta,

yes, please squash that rumor ASAP! I owe the Shouseki Flocks clean water, which is why I am not going to build my kingdom at the (term not given) site.

if the Shouseki Flocks want my money, just tell them to ask for some at the library my Grandfather built. My Grandfather built this institution to help ensure that I, unlike he, would never be faced with unpleasant choices regarding the disposal of (term not given) currency.

if the Shouseki Flocks want something useful, though, like food security or viewshed wealth, please tell them to come help on the farm while we discuss the matter.

thanks very much for writing! hope to hear from you again soon.

- Dogs on Trucks jr.

posted by dogs on trucks jr. @ 7:44 AM