Sunday, November 19, 2006

25 million pings later

dear dogs on trucks jr. sama. I have pinged the system a little bit more than 25 million times now and have gotten no response at all, can we please just cut our losses here and start the fun karaoke party you promised?

sincerely,
Henrietta K.

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dear Henrietta,
thank you very much for writing!
the fun karaoke party I promised is very much an ongoing event.
why not start it now? I have posted some lyrics below to help you get started.

your friend,
dogs on trucks jr.

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La la la, oh Lord, oh Lord !
La la la la la oh Lord!

The system is a fraud
It all started from abroad

Where a bunch of guys
Get themeseleves together
And call themeselves world leaders

Some of dem were
'posters

Some of dem were traiters

And some
were human slayers

While some came as slave buyers

So they skip across the border
Up in a Ethiopia

So
they skip across the border
In order to take over
Skip across the border
And then there came disaster
The system was designed
Like a cornmeal when it grinds

Where the so called leaders
Joined hands with their
friends
Pointing towards your future
Oh Lord, la la
la la, oh Lord
La la, Lord, oh Lord
La la la

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Israel Vibration - Systematical Fraud

Friday, November 17, 2006

ping! ping! ping!

dear dogs on trucks jr. sama.
have you finished my customized "Internet Sorting Tool" yet?

I am very impatient to see it.

I hear that you have gone to great lengths to establish quality standards on this tool,
and I hear that it is without parallel as a tool for frustrated and disheartened Christians and/or Buddhists, so please hurry up!

- - - "Henriettta" starts pinging the system - --

:)

ping!

:)

ping!

:)

ping!

:)


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