Thursday, July 13, 2006

letters to dogs on trucks jr.

dear dogs on trucks jr. sama.
I have recently learned about the sad plight of the geijutsuka people and am eager to learn how I can help them.
what type of advice can you offer me?
sincerely,
Henrietta K.

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dear Henrietta -

thank you for your letter! I am sure that the Geijutsuka people would be happy to know that you are concerned about their well-being.

however, keep in mind that most Geijutsuka people are by nature very proud, and no matter how hungry and deprived they become, they do not wish to be viewed with any sense of pity.

a little consideration can go a long way in helping to assimilate the Geijutsuka people into the world of People Who Always Have Plenty to Eat. Few Geijutsuka people wish to be regarded as a charity case, and many would prefer to live for weeks on bubblegum, tap water, and cheap coffee if it allowed them to avoid taking a handout from anyone.

thanks very much for writing, Henrietta. I hope to hear from you again soon!

sincerely,
dogs on trucks jr.

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