Thursday, July 27, 2006

letters to dogs on trucks jr.

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To - Dogs on Trucks Jr. sama

From - H. Kittyson, Proprietor, Kittyson Custom Doily Enterprises, Ltd.

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Dear Dogs on Trucks Jr. Sama,

Please help and assist! I am in a situation which calls for your vast expertise in the realm of (term not given) and as you know this is a place in which I am completely out of my league.

The problem has to do with my young nephews, who are in a rock & roll type band with some friends. In any case I think it is similar to rock & roll but I am not quite sure what to call it, to be perfectly honest.

These young men are playing up to three times a week now in various bars and so forth and as I understand it they will be going on a rock & roll tour soon.

Here is my problem: I have been asked to view the band’s new website and was very sad to learn that these pages make my nephew and his pals look like they are in a common garage band when in reality they COMPLETELY KICK TAIL and ought to be headlining at Lollapalooza or something like that.

I don’t want them to think their Auntie is the interfering type, but how can I sit aside while these earnest young men continue to present their work in such an unbecoming way?

Thank you very much for your assistance with this matter. I look forward to hearing your sage advice.

Yours Truly,

Henrietta Kittyson
A Rabid Champion Forever in the Cause for the Rights of the Geijutsuka People

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