dogs on trucks jr. gets an earful
Dear Dogs on Trucks jr. chan. Please tell me what happened to the Nucleus Area. Where did all the traffic go? Who turned out the lights?
Sincerely, J. Kanemochi
recent aquisitor of the Dogs on Trucks web empire
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Dear Mr. Kanemochi-san, I swear to goodness I do not know why all the traffic is missing from the Nucleus Area. Maybe the Coal Creature ate it.
I also do not know who turned out the lights, although I can look into the matter if you wish.
letters to dogs on trucks jr.
Dear Dogs on Trucks Jr. Sama.
Please answer my question as truthfully as you can. I am only eight years old, so I hear lots of unvarnished lies.
I have heard many tales of your exploits as a magnate in the Ambient Findability industry, and I have also heard of your recent conversion to the Giving A Rat's A** About Others religion. So I have written to you in the hopes that you you will tell me the truth, and that you are not just another one of these bought-out SOBS with some axe to fry or whatever.
Please tell me: Where does relevance come from?
sincerely,
Anastasia
201 Dogs on Trucks Blvd.
Colorado, the Internet
ps. please don't say (term not given). I will get very mad if you say (term not given). Just because I am eight years old does not mean I am a chump!
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