letters to dogs on trucks jr.
Dear Dogs on Trucks Jr. Sama.Please answer my question as truthfully as you can. I am only eight years old, so I hear lots of unvarnished lies.
I have heard many tales of your exploits as a magnate in the Ambient Findability industry, and I have also heard of your recent conversion to the Giving A Rat's A** About Others religion. So I have written to you in the hopes that you you will tell me the truth, and that you are not just another one of these bought-out SOBS with some axe to fry or whatever.
Please tell me: Where does relevance come from?
sincerely,
Anastasia
201 Dogs on Trucks Blvd.
Colorado, the Internet
ps. please don't say (term not given). I will get very mad if you say (term not given). Just because I am eight years old does not mean I am a chump!
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