"Tony" gets a taste of life as a Geijutsuka Person
dear dogs on trucks jr. sama.
Yikes!!!
I tried out those metaphorical mocassins as per your suggestion and they
hurt like a mofo!
Please tell me immediately what I can do to improve the situation of Geijutsuka People around world.
your pal,
Tony
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Dear Nantoka- chan,
What color crayon should I use to draw a picture of a silver spoon?
I am working on a funny cartoon.
your pal,
Tony
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dear dogs on trucks jr.
did you ever figure out a way to make dogs surf the internet?
I imagine there would be quite a market for that.
signed,
N. Ernest
ps. Sorry you are not a Kanemochi person. You must really hate yourself!
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Dear N. Ernest - I never did find a way to make dogs surf the internet although I did figure out a pretty cool prank on the way.
I can give you all the details in confidence if you click on the link shown below in the next thirty seconds. after that I must erase the link and I cannot give you any details about the prank.
Please hurry!!! I am very eager to give you all the funny details.
your pal,
Dogs on Trucks jr.
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P
wofwofwofwofwofwof!!!!!!
a memo to dogs on trucks information wagon riders -
Please engage your celebratory barking feature as noted in the dogs on trucks instruction manual, effective immediately.
Also, be sure to set the tail feature to maximum wag.
your pal,
dogs on trucks jr.
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a recipe for pokeweed paint
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important note - pokeweed berries are poisonous to eat.
try not to get pokeweed juice on your skin, either. it can be irritating. suppliespokeweed berries
mortar & pestle
clay slip (white or red)
guidelineschoose a whitish clay slip if you want a lighter color.
red clay slip will give a reddish tone.
you can use frozen or fresh berries.
grind them in a mortar & pestle. save the seeds. (do not eat them.)
pour off the juice, let it evaporate a bit, and add a little clay slip.
the paint will be ruined if it gets wet, but otherwise colors stay fairly vivid for at least a few weeks.
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letters to dogs on trucks jr
dear dogs on trucks jr. chan.
I am curious to know about your recent trip outside of the Dogs on Trucks guarded community.
Did you encounter all sorts of funny accents? Were people kind to you?
Also, what did the trains look like out there?
Sincerely,
H.
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Dear Dogs on Trucks jr.
I am curious to know how many Geijutsuka People really are starving.
Is this just another strange myth?
If not, why are there so few of them around?
sincerely,
Henrietta K.
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Dear Henrietta,
I wouldn't quite call it a myth; however, when Geijutsuka People "go away" the cause is typically not starvation. It is much more common for a Geijitsuka Person to simply be
milked to death.
Thank you for writing!
your pal,
Dogs on Trucks jr.
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tags for this post - art opportunities
