letters to dogs on trucks jr.
----....----dear dogs on trucks jr sama,
is it true that the dogs on trucks information vehicle is capable of leaving customized tire tracks on the Internet?
if so could you please tell me how to make my tires say, "SOME PEOPLE ARE STILL ON DIAL-UP, BUDDY."
if possible I would also like to include an obscene gesture, but if not that is cool too.
sincerely,
someone who isn't just surfing for fun
dear Nantoka-san,
I am very sorry to hear about your recent frustrations on "the Internet".
Please do not be too disheartened. You are in a very large group.
To enable the dogs on trucks vehicle's special printing mechanism, remove as much content as you can from your vehicle so that the tires are very, very, very sticky.
once you have done that, ping me and I will walk you through the rest.
hope to speak with you soon!
Sincerely,
Dogs on Trucks Jr.
ps. the dogs on trucks owner's manual contains a small collection of images that might be of interest to you.
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ideapark.org inbox for february 3, 2006 -
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ping: http://www.ideapark.org
hello?
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ping: http://www.ideapark.org
hello?
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dear dogs on trucks jr.
can you please remind me how I should configure my on site navigator thingy?
sincerely,
Serena in Oslo
dear serena, to configure the dogs on trucks compass, please use the requisite template.
all content must fit within this area.
north, south, east, and west should be clearly indicated.
in the center of this put the tag next.
a clip & paste version is below.
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---...---...---...- -- north ---...---...---...---
---west ...---...-- -...-- - -- -...---...---...east--
---...---...---...--- next ---...---...---...---
---west ...---...---...--- ---...---...---...east--
---...---...---...---south ---...---...---...---
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if your compass looks a bit croppy at first, don't be too concerned.
it can be made invisible later.
this will be used to calibrate your site to make sure it works on the dogs on trucks loop.
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ideapark.org outbox for february 4, 2006 -
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ping: http://yillib.blogspot.comhello?
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ping: mosie@unknownhello?
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mosie here
over
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posted by dogs on trucks jr. @ 4:45 PM
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