letters to dogs on trucks jr.
dec 05
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dear dogs on trucks jr
hi, how are you doing today?
can I please borrow your can of website validation spray?
thanks. yours truly, Henrietta Kittyson.
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dear "Henrietta", sorry, right now I am trying to be thrifty with my validation spray. Can I offer you some content fresheners instead?
Have a great day & thanks for riding the Dogs on Trucks loop!
Sincerely, Dogs on Trucks jr.
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nov 2005
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dear mr. dogs on trucks jr sama,
we went and looked up your credentials and your assets and so forth and boy do we apologize for trying to scam you with those junker robots!!!
warui ne!
please do not turn off the dial tone of the Dogs on Trucks Intranet!
we are ever so sorry we ever let you get wrapped up in the gigantic hassle our robots caused.
please tell the Dogs on Trucks Intranet that we said hello, and we are sorry.
just to re-iterate, we are ultra-sorry we tried to sell malware via your site.
and yes, we can now hear the sound of a door slamming. it really really hurts our ears and we are sorry, we will not try to scam your loyal readers anymore.
sincerely,
Rat Bad Cr*pware Inc.
tags: stateless html, walkout, strike, moshi moshi, ma bell, dial tone, lab, search broker, preference engine
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news - nov. 20, 2005 - via yahoo headlines.
NEW YORK (AFP) - Match.com, one of the top Internet dating websites, has been accused of hiring people as "date bait" to date some of their one million customers to encourage them to keep paying for the service.
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posted by dogs on trucks jr. @ 11:16 PM
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