letters to dogs on trucks jr.
dear Dogs on Trucks jr.hello! mighty fine weather we are having, don't you think?
I have a robot question for you.
Please tell me how to train my robots so they will deliver relevant content to my readers.
right now all they are delivering is generic stuff that makes me look like some fool who does not care about relevant content.
I keep trying to tell them to serve some ads about "conservation", "global warming", "alternative energy", "ethical mining" etc. but they are still not getting it.
Can you give me some suggestions?
Thanks
Henrietta Kittyson
201 Dogs on Trucks Blvd.
Colorado, The Internet
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Dear Henrietta,
Try to be patient with your robots. It's not their fault that they are binary.
Keep using your target words whenever you get a good opportunity to do so.
And don't forget to tag your posts!
In the bad old days of the Internet, tagging your text was a no-no. the Big Dogs of the Internet said that that was called Keyword Stuffing, and they considered it spam.
Now, thank goodness, tagging your text is legal, so little dogs like us can get our message to the public without having to grovel and perform demeaning information architecture gymnastics to make our content look like their context.
However, if you do all this and you don't see any good results within a few days or so, it may be time to ice your robots .
hope this helps. have a great day and thanks for writing!
--dogs on trucks jr.
tags: conservation, strip mining, alternative energy, ecology, environment, censorship, mountaintop removal
posted by dogs on trucks jr. @ 9:09 AM
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