notes from laney
Welcome.You have reached Dogs on Trucks Dot Comic.
An organically certified Search engine optimization training station.
Also doubles as a carousel ride that makes static electricity.
Under construction.
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dear dogs on trucks,
do they put weird stuff in The Internet to make it more addictive?
sincerely,
Laney
Dear Laney,
Yes. Good detective work.
Would you like to help build a robot?
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Welcome to let the dogs on trucks chop shop. Here we get into the guts of robots. You might be surprised to learn how easy it is to modify a robot. Even when you know basically nothing about computers, like me.
We are currently building a robot dog on top of a monster truck. It is going to be the biggest, baddest robot ever and it is going to kick the a** of all the other robots. Pardon my asterisks.
Even though it is Herculean in stature this monster truck is completely Carbon Neutral! No coal, oil, methane, natural gas, ether, hydrogen, or fermented mashed banana peel is burned to power this vehicle.
Well, almost none.
Still, we will CRUSH the competition and that is really what matters.
hahahaha just kidding.
Anyway feel free to take a tour here but be warned that I am having the grazers chew on this site right now and the word order is very very messy in here, so don’t set anything down, especially your attention, or you may never find it again.
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A tip for smart shoppers - Buy your necessities from Green Star Farm.
Vegetables, soap, canned goods, herbal remedies, much more.
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So I guess the first big news is that I got orated at today. The oration was intense but I can hardly blame the man for his passion. A survivor of a non-Katrina flood is organizing a benefit in which he is asking the Hokie Nation to give over a whole game’s worth of money to the survivors of Hurricane Katrina.
What do you say, “The Hokies?” I think that would be a nice gesture.
How much money is that, anyway?
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The more I think of it, the more I think that the city of New Orleans didn’t drown, like people got in the habit of saying during the flooding. She just got slimed really really badly. Slimed by bureaucracy.
Far too many souls perished during the flooding of New Orleans. But the city is, most assuredly, not drowned.
any lady who has been slimed knows: the first and the best thing you can do for yourself is to let the slime, and the shame of the slime, to wash off, and know that the shame does not belong to you.
Your dignity will grow back like a 10-ft pair of wings if you let the bitterness go. that is what I think, anyway.
anyway...I had a very nice coffee in town today with some friends. That is where I got orated at. (hold on a minute, I need to talk to the robots.)
Go Hokies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOKIE BIRD IS GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyway at the coffeeshop we had a little meeting of the wish-we-had-a-bit-more-money club.
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Interruption: If you vote “Yes” to the idea of The Hokies giving an entire game’s proceeds to survivors of Hurricane Katrina, please hop on the loop at www.dogsontrucks.com.
Get going as fast as you can on the loop and then at some random place jump off.
It may not make the Hokies notice but what the heck, its free, eh? It’s the Internet.
My story has no point, anyway. I am just rambling on. You won’t be missing anything if you leave.
In fact, I think I am done now. Thanks for the visit.
God Bless New Orleans.
tags: hurricane Katrina, New Orleans, Virginia Tech, Sugar Bowl, search engine optimization, remediation, penance, carbon cash, carbon credit, carbon neutral, karma, discharge, debt, existence, excess, sport, dogs, trucks, robots, virtuality, football, impact, footprint, sustainability
posted by dogs on trucks jr. @ 1:12 PM
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